Hello, hello! And welcome back into the actual Housewives of Salt Lake City. Last episode, we left down at Whitney Rose‘s roaring ’20s party, and Jen Shah seemed she spotted Meredith Marks talking to Mary Cosby like she was going to have an aneurysm when. HOW REALLY DARE SHE! Let’s get back to the action, shall we?

Whitney tosses cool income at the dancers after which sits straight straight straight down with Mary, Heather Gay, and Meredith at a dining dining table to booze it. Jen awkwardly scooches in to the booth, and she instantly summons Meredith to get talk at another dining dining dining table. Ten cocktails in, Jen grills Meredith about opting away from her sleepover, and Meredith, constantly the peacemaker that is reasonable would like to talk about Jen’s insecurities whenever they’re perhaps not in the celebration.

Jen’s voice grows louder and louder, and even though Meredith is maintaining her cool, one other women gawk through the other dining dining dining dining table.

Lisa Barlow walks over to investigate the madness, and the ladies are told by her to simma down nah . After Jen howls on how bad she’s hurt, Meredith and her overly-microbladed eyebrows are like, “Whatevs, Jen, read ya,” and she slides from the booth and onto greener pastures.

Jen then turns her wrath on Lisa, and she yells, “You’re the belarus bride likely to choose Mary, whom f***ed her grandfather?!” WHOAAAA. Numerous, many individuals in the celebration heard that, including Mary, that is wanting to keep it together but appears mortified. Whitney and Lisa make an effort to withhold the tequila from Jen, and women and gentlemen, we’ve got a shitshow on our fingers.

Oh Jen, Jen, Jen. This girl is making some big moves four episodes in for a first-time Housewife. First, she tosses A gatsby-level party for “Meredith’s birthday” and goes ham on Mary over her remarks about medical center smells. Now she’s screaming in the cast that is entire also speaking with Mary. (But hey, from what we’ve divined about Mary, possibly Jen ended up being onto one thing?)

From what I’ve gleaned within the feedback part, some people aren’t feeling Jen’s big techniques nor do they appreciate exactly how she constantly seemingly have her makeup weapon set to ‘Clown.’ But behind dozens of spidery eyelashes, we see a female that is likely to be a casting that is enduringly fun (presuming this show also gets acquired for an additional period ), as well as for that, we say THANK GOD.

Have you got any idea just just how frightened I ended up being to recap a show that had all of the potential on earth to function as the really concept of monotony?

some people may well not think RHOSLC is all that, but as an author, we can’t let you know exactly just just how happy i’m why these chicks give me personally a complete lot to muse about, and Jen isn’t any exclusion.

Irrespective of her being the initial Tongan-Hawaiian girl cast as a Housewife (enjoyable reality: certainly one of every four Tongans within the U.S. call Utah house), Jen has eight million assistants, every one of who appear unphased by her over-the-top theatrics. Even though Mary is gunning for the Dorit 2.0 Award for some fashiony cast member that ever fashioned, Jen keeps it simple and easy elegant with a method profile that entirely consist of Snooki -inspired dresses, gladiator sandals, and Cookie Monster coats. (i am hoping you caught that big whiff of sarcasm.)

simply yesterday , we read that Jen claims to pay $50,000 four weeks, which…well, color me personally questionable, but based on public record information , her spouse Sharrieff made slightly below half a million bucks in 2018. The math does add up, n’t but i really could be lacking some outrageous sourced elements of earnings, that knows.